Rodney Dangerfield Quotes About School
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My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.
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She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.
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I know I'm not sexy. In high school I was voted Most Likely to Masturbate.
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In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
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Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive.
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We lived in a neighborhood that was too rich for us. When I was young, I had to deliver groceries to the homes of the kids I went to school with. I had to go to the back doors to make the deliveries. It was embarrassing. That was one thing out of a hundred.
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In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop.
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School is a place were you go to eat your lunch
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