Rodney Dangerfield Quotes About Making Love
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I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
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Last week I told my wife, If you would learn to cook, I could fire the chef. She said, If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.
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I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
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Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'
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I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.
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If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.
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I bought a new book, '100 new ways to make love'. I ended up in traction - it was a misprint.
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