Rodney Dangerfield Quotes About Age
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.
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I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table.
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When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies.
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At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind.
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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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Women my age just don't turn me on. That's another problem with getting older. I took out an older woman the other night, and I mean old. I told her, Act your age. She died.
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.
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Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.
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