Rodney Dangerfield Quotes About Respect
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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one.
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With my old man I got no respect. When he took me hunting he gave me a three minute head start. Then on the way home he tied me to the fender and put the deer in the car.
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When I was a kid I got no respect. I had no friends. I remember the see-saw. I had to keep runnin' from one end to the other.
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I don't get no respect. I called Suicide Prevention. They tried to talk me into it.
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When I was a kid I got no respect. When I went on the roller coaster, my old man told me to stand up straight.
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I'm tellin' ya I get no respect. When I was in Switzerland, I got an obscene yodel.
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I tell ya when I fly, I don't get no respect. I took one of those cheap flights, no frills. I finished eatin' and had to do the dishes.
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I don't get no respect, no respect at all!
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It was the same thing in the army, no respect. They gave me a uniform that glowed in the dark.
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When I was a kid I got no respect. My mother breast fed me through a straw.
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With my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.
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With my old man I got no respect. He told me never take candy from a stranger unless he offered me a ride.
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With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach.
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When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, I'm gonna run away from home. She said, On your mark.
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When I was a kid I got no respect. I played hide-and-seek. They wouldn't even look for me.
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