Rodney Dangerfield Quotes About Dating
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I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.
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I once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the mechanical bull.
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I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!
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I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
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I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.
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I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?
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Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.
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