Rodney Dangerfield Quotes About Marriage
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'
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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
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My wife gives good headache.
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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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