Demetri Martin Quotes About Running
-
How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.
→ -
The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.
→ -
I like to stand near ATM machines, and when somebody types in their pin number, I go, 'Got it!' And then I run away.
→ -
I go the gym and I try to run on the treadmill and I listen to music but it doesn't motivate me enough. So I'm going to get a recording of a pack of wolves gaining on me. People would be like, 'Why is that guy crying on that treadmill over there?' 'I don't know, but he's been yelling, 'help' for like 20 minutes. He's getting a good workout.
→ -
Game, set, match equals tennis. Set, match, run equals arson.
→
Related Authors
-
Conan O'Brien Talk show host -
Rob Corddry Actor -
Daniel Tosh Comedian -
Louis C. K. Comedian -
Bo Burnham Comedian -
Steven Wright Comedian -
Fred Melamed Actor -
Chris Hardwick Comedian -
Ken Marino Actor -
John Oliver Comedian -
Marc Maron Comedian -
John Mulaney Actor -
Anthony Jeselnik Comedian -
Michaela Watkins Actress -
Hannibal Buress Comedian -
Bobby Moynihan Actor -
Jon Stewart Satirist -
Nathan Fielder Comedian -
Emo Philips Entertainer -
Mitch Hedberg Comedian