Demetri Martin Quotes About Hate
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To get strangers to hate you even faster, crank up the volume on that very interesting ringtone of yours.
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Skeet shooting is probably more satisfying if you really hate skeets.
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I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.'
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If you really think about it, hitting the snooze button in the morning doesn't even make sense. It's like saying, 'I hate getting up in the morning-so I do it over... and over... and over again.'
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I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever they hate. And it's like, "Okay. That's your opinion. Somebody liked it, so that's good." Hopefully it balances out.
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