Demetri Martin Quotes About House
-
A refrigerator is the opposite of a drug addict, because a refrigerator starts in a box and then moves to a house.
→ -
I wish I lived next to Carnegie Hall. Then, if someone asked me how to get to my house, I would just say 'Practice, practice, practice, and then take a left.'
→ -
For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about it. I'd come home and go to church and everybody would say, oh, my God. Demetri, you're working at the White House.
→ -
There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.
→ -
I didn't play music, nobody in my family had an instrument or played music, we didn't even have any books at my house. I think about it and I'm like, I don't know how I climbed out of there.
→ -
There's a saying that goes, 'People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.' OK. How about, 'Nobody should throw stones'? That's crappy behavior. My policy is, 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.
→ -
I like stand-up. But I'd also like a family and house and a yard. I want to work with a lot of people, have colleagues; and on good film sets, there's people there that work with the same people for years and years. I love that collaborative spirit in that medium. Comedy is a lot more solitary.
→ -
If you remove a treehouse from a tree, than it's just a shitty house. Sometimes when i'm in a shitty house, I like to imagine that it's in a tree, than it's like Woah, this house is amazing.
→
Related Authors
-
Conan O'Brien Talk show host -
Rob Corddry Actor -
Daniel Tosh Comedian -
Louis C. K. Comedian -
Bo Burnham Comedian -
Steven Wright Comedian -
Fred Melamed Actor -
Chris Hardwick Comedian -
Ken Marino Actor -
John Oliver Comedian -
Marc Maron Comedian -
John Mulaney Actor -
Anthony Jeselnik Comedian -
Michaela Watkins Actress -
Hannibal Buress Comedian -
Bobby Moynihan Actor -
Jon Stewart Satirist -
Nathan Fielder Comedian -
Emo Philips Entertainer -
Mitch Hedberg Comedian