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We have collected for you the TOP of Demetri Martin's best quotes about Children! Here are collected all the quotes about Children starting from the birthday of the Comedian – May 25, 1973! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 4 sayings of Demetri Martin about Children. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!

  • The difference between a child's toy and an adult toy is: location, location, location.

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  • The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.

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    "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

  • The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

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    Twitter post from Mar 31, 2012

  • I saw a sign that said, 'Watch for children.' I was like, 'That sounds like a fair trade - especially if they're crappy kids.'

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Demetri Martin

  • Born: May 25, 1973
  • Occupation: Comedian
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