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Demetri Martin Quotes About Dalmatians

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  • When a Dalmatian sees a cow he must be like, 'What the hell happened to him? I am high right now. That dalmatian is fat and smeary.' When the cow sees the Dalmatian he must be like, 'He looks amazing. I am so out of shape, this is ridiculous. My tits are on the ground here.

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Demetri Martin

  • Born: May 25, 1973
  • Occupation: Comedian
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