Joan Rivers Quotes About Making Love
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Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.
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Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.
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Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.
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Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds. I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off. It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom. My best birth control now is to leave the lights on.
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I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'
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I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.
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