Joan Rivers Quotes About Fame
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But you do have to learn, if you want to be a satirist, you can't be part of the party. Meaning, you can't go horseback riding with Jackie O in Central Park if you're going to make a joke about her that night.
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We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.
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I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
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"I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that. She tried to tell him: "That was a joke!" But he just didn't get it. Mick Jagger said, "F- 'em if they don't get the joke." And I love him. That comes with age: Knowing it's their problem, not mine."
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I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.
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