Phyllis Diller Quotes About Sloth
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I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed."
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Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.
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Everybody knows how lazy he is. One day the neighbors saw Fang mow the lawn and I got three Get Well cards.
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Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.
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Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him.
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When he proposed he said, "We'll make such beautiful music together," but in this duet, his part seems to be all rests.
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Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days.
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Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he uses seven bottles.
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