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Phyllis Diller Quotes About Crime

We have collected for you the TOP of Phyllis Diller's best quotes about Crime! Here are collected all the quotes about Crime starting from the birthday of the Comedienne – July 17, 1917! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 3 sayings of Phyllis Diller about Crime. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!

  • This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you what kind of gun?' 'No,' she replied. 'He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him.

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  • I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate.

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  • My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.

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Phyllis Diller

  • Born: July 17, 1917
  • Died: August 20, 2012
  • Occupation: Comedienne
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