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George Carlin Quotes About Dying

We have collected for you the TOP of George Carlin's best quotes about Dying! Here are collected all the quotes about Dying starting from the birthday of the Comedian – May 12, 1937! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 976 sayings of George Carlin about Dying. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!

  • Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it's because at the moment they're not actually dying.

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    George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.289, Hachette UK

  • Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life. Football begins in the fall, when everything's dying.

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    George Carlin (2007). “The Best of Brain Droppings”, p.39, Peter Pauper Press, Inc.

  • Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

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George Carlin

  • Born: May 12, 1937
  • Died: June 22, 2008
  • Occupation: Comedian
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