George Burns Quotes About Getting Old
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I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old. When I was 65, I had Cupid's eczema. I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
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I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
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Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.
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I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.
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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
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If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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