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Mitch Hedberg Quotes About Traffic Light

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  • On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'where the hell did you get that banana at?'

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Mitch Hedberg

  • Born: February 24, 1968
  • Died: March 29, 2005
  • Occupation: Comedian
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