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Mitch Hedberg Quotes About Sleep

We have collected for you the TOP of Mitch Hedberg's best quotes about Sleep! Here are collected all the quotes about Sleep starting from the birthday of the Comedian – February 24, 1968! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 2 sayings of Mitch Hedberg about Sleep. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!

  • A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.

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  • A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human.

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  • I hate dreaming because when you want to sleep, you want to sleep. Dreaming is work. Next thing you know, I have to build a go-cart with my ex-landlord.

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  • If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out.

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  • I was going to stay overnight at my friend's house - he said, "you'll have to sleep on the floor." Damn gravity! You don't know how bad I wanted to sleep on the wall.

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Mitch Hedberg

  • Born: February 24, 1968
  • Died: March 29, 2005
  • Occupation: Comedian
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