Jerry Seinfeld Quotes About Hell
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I admire the hell out of her. You can't have sex with someone you admire.
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Why does that pharmacist have to be two and a half feet higher than everybody else? Who the hell is this guy? "Clear out, everybody. I'm working with pills up here. I'm taking them from this big bottle and then I'm gonna put them in the little bottle. That's my whole job. I can't be down on the floor with you people."
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So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."
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What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.
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Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on 'How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?
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