Jerry Seinfeld Quotes About Dating
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What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big. That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. See you later.
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What's the point of dating without games? How do you know if you're winning or losing?
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Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?
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Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.
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