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Jay Leno Quotes About Airline Security

We have collected for you the TOP of Jay Leno's best quotes about Airline Security! Here are collected all the quotes about Airline Security starting from the birthday of the Comedian – April 28, 1950! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 3 sayings of Jay Leno about Airline Security. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!

  • Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke.

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  • Nike actually has a pair of shoes called Air-Turbulence. Try getting past airline security wearing those. Might as well call them Air-Osama.

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  • In Afghanistan, U.S. troops are now holding an American man who has been fighting alongside the Taliban. His mother says he was born in Washington, D.C. and his father's a lawyer. Well, that explains it. ... He surrendered to authorities and said he wants to go back to his old job - airline security guard.

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Jay Leno

  • Born: April 28, 1950
  • Occupation: Comedian
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