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Quotes › Authors › G › George Burns › If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make
  • If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.

    George Burns: If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.
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