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  • Whoever is king, is also the father of his country.

    Country   Kings   Father  
    William Wycherley, William Congreve, Sir John Vanbrugh, George Farquhar (1871). “The Dramatic Works of Wycherley, Congreve, Vanbrugh, and Farquhar :”, p.202
  • O, she is the antidote to desire.

    John Bell, Joseph Addison, Michael Arne, John Banks, John Brown (1796). “British Theatre: Bonduca”
  • O ay, letters - I had letters - I am persecuted with letters - I hate letters - nobody knows how to write letters; and yet one has 'em, one does not know why - they serve one to pin up one's hair.

    Hate   Writing   Hair  
    1700 The Way of the World, act 2, sc.5.
  • Women are like tricks by sleight of hand, Which, to admire, we should not understand

    1695 Valentine. Love for Love, act 4, sc.21.
  • Turn pimp, flatterer, quack, lawyer, parson, be chaplain to an atheist, or stallion to an old woman, anything but a poet; for a poet is worse, more servile, timorous and fawning than any I have named.

    Atheist   Pimp   Atheism  
    William Congreve (1785). “Love for Love: A Comedy”, p.8
  • Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.

    Marriage   Witty   Play  
    'The Old Bachelor' (1693) act 5, sc. 10
  • Would any thing but a madman complain of uncertainty? Uncertainty and expectation are joys of life; security is an insipid thing; and the overtaking and possessing of a wish discovers the folly of the chase.

    Expectations   Joy   Wish  
    William. II Congreve William Wycherley (John Vanbrugh and Farquhar George), William. II Wycherley, William Congreve, George Farquhar, John Vanbrugh (1840). “Dramatic Works with Biographical and Critical Notices by Leigh Hunt. - London, Moxon 1840”, p.229
  • To find a young fellow that is neither a wit in his own eye, nor a fool in the eye of the world, is a very hard task.

    Eye   Tasks   World  
    'Love for Love' (1695) act 5, sc. 2
  • A wit should no more be sincere, than a woman constant; one argues a decay of parts, as to other of beauty.

    Beauty   Decay   Arguing  
    1700 The Way of the World, act 1, sc.6.
  • 'Tis well enough for a servant to be bred at an University. But the education is a little too pedantic for a gentleman.

    'Love for Love' (1695) act 5, sc. 3
  • O fie, miss, you must not kiss and tell.

    Love for Love act 2, sc. 10 (1695)
  • Mr Witwould: "Pray, madam, do you pin up your hair with all your letters? I find I must keep copies." Mrs Millamant: "Only with those in verse.... I never pin up my hair with prose."

    Hair   Poetry   Letters  
  • He who closes his ears to the views of others shows little confidence in the integrity of his own views.

  • Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools.

    Marriage   Men   Two  
    'The Double Dealer' (1694) act 2, sc. 3
  • Marriage is honourable, as you say; and if so, wherefore should Cuckoldom be a Discredit, being deriv'd from so honourable a Root?

    Roots   Adultery   Should  
    1700 The Way of the World, act 3, sc.12.
  • No mask like open truth to cover lies, As to go naked is the best disguise.

    Honesty   Lying   Deceit  
    The Double Dealer act 5, sc. 6 (1694)
  • I am a fool, I know it; and yet, Heaven help me, I'm poor enough to be a wit.

    Heaven   Fool   Helping  
    William Congreve (1785). “Love for Love: A Comedy”, p.6
  • No, I'm no enemy to learning; it hurts not me.

    Hurt   Enemy   It Hurts  
    William. II Congreve William Wycherley (John Vanbrugh and Farquhar George), William. II Wycherley, William Congreve, George Farquhar, John Vanbrugh (1840). “Dramatic Works with Biographical and Critical Notices by Leigh Hunt. - London, Moxon 1840”, p.273
  • Every man plays the fool once in his live, but to marry is playing the fool all one's life long.

    Funny   Men   Play  
    John Bell, Joseph Addison, Michael Arne, John Banks, John Brown (1796). “British Theatre: Bonduca”
  • Blessings ever wait on virtuous deeds, and though a late, a sure reward succeeds.

    William. II Congreve William Wycherley (John Vanbrugh and Farquhar George), William. II Wycherley, William Congreve, George Farquhar, John Vanbrugh (1840). “Dramatic Works with Biographical and Critical Notices by Leigh Hunt. - London, Moxon 1840”, p.257
  • It is the business of a comic poet to paint the vices and follies of human kind.

    'The Double Dealer' (1694) epistle dedicatory
  • Music has charms to soothe a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. I've read that things inanimate have moved, and, as with living souls, have been inform'd, by magic numbers and persuasive sound.

    Music   Rocks   Numbers  
    William. II Congreve William Wycherley (John Vanbrugh and Farquhar George), William. II Wycherley, William Congreve, George Farquhar, John Vanbrugh (1840). “Dramatic Works with Biographical and Critical Notices by Leigh Hunt. - London, Moxon 1840”, p.237
  • Hannibal was a very pretty fellow in those days.

    Fellows  
    William Congreve (1694). “The Old Batchelour ... The fourth edition, corrected”, p.11
  • Fear comes from uncertainty. When we are absolutely certain, whether of our worth or worthlessness, we are almost impervious to fear.

  • I know a lady that loves to talk so incessantly, she won't give an echo fair play; she has that everlasting rotation of tongue that an echo must wait till she dies before it can catch her last words!

    Echoes   Play   Giving  
    William. II Congreve William Wycherley (John Vanbrugh and Farquhar George), William. II Wycherley, William Congreve, George Farquhar, John Vanbrugh (1840). “Dramatic Works with Biographical and Critical Notices by Leigh Hunt. - London, Moxon 1840”, p.268
  • Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn'd.

    "The Mourning Bride". Book by William Congreve, 1697.
  • There is nothing more unbecoming a man of quality than to laugh ... 'tis such a vulgar expression of the passion!

    Laughter   Passion   Men  
    'The Double Dealer' (1694) act 1, sc. 4.
  • These articles subscribed, if I continue to endure you a little longer, I may by degrees dwindle into wife.

    Wife   Degrees   May  
    'The Way of the World' (1700) act 4, sc. 5
  • I confess freely to you, I could never look long upon a monkey, without very mortifying reflections.

    Letter to John Dennis, 10 July 1695
  • Some by experience find those words mis-placed: At leisure married, they repent in haste.

    'The Old Bachelor' (1693) act 5, sc. 8
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