Tucker Max Quotes About Alcohol

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Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.
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Tucker Max (2011). “Assholes Finish First”, p.27, Simon and Schuster

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That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.
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Tucker Max (2011). “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell”, p.96, Citadel

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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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Tucker Max (2012). “Hilarity Ensues”, p.77, Simon and Schuster

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I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.
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Tucker Max (2011). “Assholes Finish First”, p.148, Simon and Schuster

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