Tom Robbins Quotes About Funny
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Birth and death were easy. It was life that was hard.
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Rap music... sounds like somebody feeding a rhyming dictionary to a popcorn popper.
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Well, there's one thing to be said for money. It can make you rich.
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There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for.
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The Japanese have become so smitten with the Western condiment - its texture as silky as a kimono, its tang as understated as the tang of Zen - that today they have a word for mayonnaise junkie: mayora.
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We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.
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From the air, Vatican City looked like a marble Monopoly set. The Church owned all the property from Broadwalk to Illinois Avenue, has three hotels on every lot, and no matter how often it tossed the dice you just knew it would never land on Go to Jail, it would be forever passing Go and collecting $200.
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America is a nation of 270 million people: 100 million of them are gangsters, another 100 million are hustlers, 50 million are complete lunatics, and every single one of us is secretly in show business. Isn't that fabulous?
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