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Quotes › Authors › R › Rita Rudner › Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in
  • Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

    Rita Rudner: Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
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