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Quotes › Authors › R › Rita Rudner › I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I notic
  • I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

    Rita Rudner: I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
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