Rita Rudner Quotes About Cooking
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I loved my mother very much, but she was not a good cook. Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. In our house Thanksgiving was a time for sorrow.
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Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
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I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen
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My mother was the worst cook ever. In school, when we traded lunches, I had to throw in an article of clothing.
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How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?
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