Red Buttons Quotes About Wife

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  • Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a dinner!

    Wife   Dinner  
  • King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

    Wife  
  • Julius Caesar's wife, who said to Julius, We are not naming our son Sid! Never got a dinner!

    Son   Wife   Dinner  
  • Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

    Wife   Dinner  
  • Alexander Graham Bell's wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner!

    Wife  
  • Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner!

    Wife   Dinner  
  • The Invisible Man, who said to his wife, I don't care if it looks silly, don't stop! Never got a dinner!

    Wife  
  • Long John Silver's wife, Short, who said to John, If the shoe fits... Never got a dinner!

    Wife  
  • Noah's wife, who said to him after 40 days and 40 nights, It's your turn to spread the papers on the floor! Never got a dinner!

    Wife  
  • Noah's wife, who said to Noah, Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits. Never got a dinner!

    Wife  
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