Jim Gaffigan Quotes About Jesus
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You could say that to the pope. I want to talk to you about Jesus. He'd be like, easy, freak.
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You think Jesus ever tried to talk God out of some of that stuff? 'Instead of that whole crucifixion, how about we do a big fundraiser!'
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I do want everyone to feel comfortable. That's why I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.
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I used to have to do readings in church, and it was terrifying. I would never have my glasses. The words are printed so small even Superman would be nervous. And you’re reading from the Bible. It’s not like you can just make something up and improvise. “A reading from the letter of Saint Paul to the Corinthians. Uhhh. Dear Corinthians, … How was your weekend? Sure is hot here. Uh, tell Jesus ‘Hey.’ This is the word of the Lord.
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It doesn't matter if you're religious or not. Does anything make you feel more uncomfortable than some stranger going, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus?
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Jesus if you could cure our son's blindness that'd be great... And we'd love some shelves over there.
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