Greg Behrendt Quotes About Wife

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Well, I knew instantly when I met my wife what a good relationship it was, compared with what I had been doing for the previous 20-odd years. She is my buddy, my partner, my friend. And part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.
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Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.
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As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.
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My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.
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