Garrison Keillor Quotes About Church
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Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
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Spending time in a church does not make you religious, any more than spending time in a garage makes you a car.
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... and people are to march around the church to commemorate the event, Palm Sunday, when Jesus rode into Jerusalem and was greeted with applause and with palms. People thought he had come to overthrow the Romans, but ... no ... he had come to change THEM ... and that led to things turning bad.
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I think if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world for all of us.
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