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Quotes › Authors › E › Erma Bombeck › You become about as exciting as your food blender.
  • You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.

    Erma Bombeck: You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.
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