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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck (2013). “The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank”, p.135, Open Road Media
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