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  • You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

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    "Doug Stanhope: Word of Mouth". Comedy, 2002.

  • I've never tried to drive my career in any particular direction. I've always been an in-the-moment, live-for-today guy. I've never had a goal, and nearly everything I've done has been an accident. I just play to me, and if I can amuse myself, I consider it a victory.

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  • What did you learn in school that you still use today? Go ahead teachers, tell me. What? Fear, conformity, don't question authority.

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Doug Stanhope

  • Born: March 25, 1967
  • Occupation: Stand-up comedian
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