Daniel Tosh Quotes About Morning

We have collected for you the TOP of Daniel Tosh's best quotes about Morning! Here are collected all the quotes about Morning starting from the birthday of the Comedian – May 29, 1975! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 3 sayings of Daniel Tosh about Morning. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!
  • Have you heard about the morning after pill, or what I like to call breakfast in bed. Well have you heard about how some of the girls who have taken have died a few days later? Talk about two birds, looks like I will be going to the game this weekend boys.

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  • We owe it to our troops to let them sleep in their own beds, wake up in the morning, have a delicious breakfast, and drive to war.

  • I apologize if there's a Parkinson's painter in the audience. I assume you do your best work in the morning. Probably gets abstract by noon.

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