Bill Watterson Quotes About Calvin And Hobbes Friendship
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We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.
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I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.
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The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
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Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
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I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.
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If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.
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I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where's your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak... Am I scary, or what?
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If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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It's only work if somebody makes you do it.
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What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?
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Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.
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That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.
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Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
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Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
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I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Good friends are hard to come by... I need more money.
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It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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