Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes
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Hold on to me: Someday I may be quite valuable.
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For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".
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Why is my autograph so little in demand, except on checks?
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It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.
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The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about.
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When you plan a journey from your mind into mine, remember to allow for the time difference.
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If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.
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You can't stop progress, but you can help decide what is progress and what isn't.
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Please don't tell me there's no need to worry, it's the only thing I'm any good at.
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Sometimes the only way you can win is to stay out of the game.
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Is it you and I who are crazy, or is it everybody else?
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The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.
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They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.
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If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.
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The truly successful teacher is the one you will never need again.
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Not everything I dislike should be destroyed, some of it should simply be moved farther away.
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Once I wanted total happiness - now I will settle for a little less pain.
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Women can do anything men can do, but often have more sense than even to be interested.
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Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?
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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul.
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Fortunately in my work there's always a choice: I can choose to do it willingly or unwillingly.
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Life is a process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we're alive.
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Unless you move, the place where you are is the place where you will always be.
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Some of my troubles are so familiar, I know them by their first names.
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I hope I can settle my internal conflicts without bloodshed.
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It's hopeless! Tomorrow there'll be even more books I should have read than there are today.
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If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
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The hand can be quicker than the eye, and the mouth can be quicker than the brain.
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Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.
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Just when I nearly had the answer, I forgot the question.
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