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  • he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something

    Witty   Stupid   Humorous  
  • Beware of stupid people who are motivated and energetic.

  • Stupid people are dangerous.

    Suzanne Collins (2009). “The Hunger Games”, p.154, Scholastic Inc.
  • I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.

    Stupid   Long   People  
    "A Walk in the Woods". Book by Bill Bryson. Chapter 4 (p. 51), 1997.
  • If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

    Funny   Smart   Stupid  
  • By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

    George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion
  • At Athens, wise men propose, and fools dispose.

  • PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air.

    Dog   Stupid   Air  
    "Clinton criticized over relinquishment of Socks, but reports ignore Romney dog-roofing" by Kathleen Henehan, www.mediamatters.org. October 22, 2007.
  • Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."

    Funny   Sarcastic   Witty  
    "Complaints and Grievances". Documentary, Comedy, 2001.
  • Remember, don't start trying to relax; that is the most absurd thing in the world. And there are many stupid people writing books about relaxation. I have come across one book - the name of the book is YOU MUST RELAX! Now that very word 'must' is enough to keep you tense. Relaxation cannot be a "must," it cannot be an effort.

    Stupid   Book   Writing  
  • Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

  • You can always meet stupid people in your life journey; you should treat them like the way candle treats darkness: Illuminate them!

    Life   Stupid   Journey  
  • If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.

    Stupid   Party   Cat  
  • When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to.

    George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion
  • Oh, all those ridiculous people with zero talent who spend their lives making sure everyone knows their name. Those stupid, stupid people.

    Zero   Stupid   Names  
    "The Bourne Legacy's Jeremy Renner, action hero at last". Interview with Andrea Hubert, www.theguardian.com. August 10, 2012.
  • The world is run by one million evil men, ten million stupid men, and a hundred million cowards.

    Running   Stupid   Men  
    Gregory David Roberts (2004). “Shantaram: A Novel”, p.309, Macmillan
  • As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

    FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Jul 06, 2012
  • Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

    Sports   Jesus   Stupid  
  • Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them.

    Smart   Stupid   People  
  • I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

    "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • We're a stupid industry led by stupid people.

  • Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.

    George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion
  • It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

    Wise   Witty   Stupid  
    Man and Superman (1903) "Maxims for Revolutionists: Stray Sayings"
  • I know how stupid people can be. I've played in front of 5,000 people that bought a ticket to my concert, and some guy who's bought a ticket decides he's going to throw a bottle at my head. That's a simple act of stupidity. That's not even defiance.

    Stupid   Simple   People  
    Interview with Marc Hawthorne, www.avclub.com. June 30, 2005.
  • We use Ann sparingly right now so that people don't get tired of her.

    Stupid   Tired   People  
    "Ann Romney's campaign role gets muddled as election creeps to an end" by Tom McCarthy, www.theguardian.com. September 19, 2012.
  • The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

    Funny   Life   Stupid  
    Harlan Ellison, Arnie Fenner (2011). “Bugf#ck: The Useless Wit & Wisdom of Harlan Ellison”
  • There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument.

    Stupid   People   Lazy  
  • Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?

    Bruce Coville (2014). “My Teacher Is an Alien”, p.1, Simon and Schuster
  • The majority never has right on its side. Never, I say! That is one of these social lies against which an independent, intelligent men must wage war. Who is it that constitute the majority of the population in a country? Is it the clever folk, or the stupid? I don't imagine you will dispute the fact that at present the stupid people are in an absolutely overwhelming majority all the world over.

    Country   Clever   War  
    Henrik Ibsen (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Henrik Ibsen (Illustrated)”, p.2211, Delphi Classics
  • Stupid people do stupid things, but people who are smart enough can do something really stupid.

    Smart   Stupid   People  
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