Lexus Quotes

• The scrub sink...is the place where doctors wash their hands after they operate so that they won't get flecks of your vital organs on their Lexus upholstery.

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  Dave Barry

  Hands   Medicine   Doctors  

  Dave Barry (2009). “Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus”, p.54, Ballantine Books

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• I got beef with commercial-ass niggas with gold teeth Lampin' in a Lexus eatin' beef.

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  Raekwon

  Rap   Gold Teeth   Hip Hop  

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• I thought maybe she'd whisk us off by magic, or at least hail a taxi. Instead, Bast borrowed a silver Lexus convertible. "Oh, yes," she purred. "I like this one! Come along, children." "But this isn't yours," I pointed out. "My dear, I'm a cat. Everything I see is mine." She touched the ignition and the keyhole sparked. The engine began to purr. [No, Sadie. Not like a cat, like an engine.]

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  Rick Riordan

  Children   Cat   Magic  

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• We believe that the all-new ES 350 epitomizes Lexus' new design direction. Every element of this vehicle invites participation -- both visual and tactile. Its design is something drivers will need to experience and not just observe.

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  Robert M. Carter

  Believe   Design   Lexus  

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• I get attention like a Lexus, girls wanna sex this Play rappers like Tetris...eat em like breakfast.

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  Lord Finesse

  Girl   Sex   Rap  

  Song: Flip Da Style, Album: The Awakening, 1996

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• In Birmingham, the women are maintained, the men are greedily lustful, and the children are named after high-end automobiles. You are just as likely to run into a Bentley, Mercedes, Porsche, and Lexus walking on the sidewalk as you are cruising the downtown streets.

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  Victoria Laurie

  Running   Children   Men  

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• The Lexus LS 460 was designed to expand on the definition of the full-size luxury sedan as well as the level of innovative technology, especially as it relates to safety.

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  Robert M. Carter

  Technology   Luxury   Safety  

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• The Los Angeles Times reported that sixty-three percent of American families are now considered dysfunctional. Good. 'Cause that means when Armageddon really happens, thirty-seven percent of this population is going to lose their minds. Oh my God, the world is over! Us sixty-three percent? We're going to go, Hey... there's no one watching the Lexus dealership! We're going to the Apocalypse with leather and a CD changer! You guys have been great. Thank you.

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  Christopher Titus

  Mean   Cds   Guy  

  "Christopher Titus: Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding". Comedy, One-man Show, www.imdb.com. June 06, 2004.

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• I drive a hybrid. Tipper and I got a Lexus hybrid. And we have a couple of Priuses in the family with our children. And I encourage people to make environmentally conscious choices because we all have to solve this climate crisis.

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  Al Gore

  Encouragement   Children   Couple  

  "Larry King Live", edition.cnn.com. June 13, 2006.

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