Funny Age Quotes
The best sayings about Funny Age that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
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Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
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Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
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When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
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How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
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I am not young enough to know everything.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.
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Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.
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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.
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You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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We are always the same age inside.
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.
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You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
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At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday.
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The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.
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You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.
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None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
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By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
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Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.
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