• Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and, before you know it, Jager tainting.

    Stephen Colbert: Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a 
 slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and, 
 before you know it, Jager tainting.