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Quotes › Authors › S › Stephen Colbert › Charles Darwin got totally hammered, woke up next
  • Charles Darwin got totally hammered, woke up next to a monkey and decided he had to come up with a theory to make it all okay.

    Stephen Colbert: Charles Darwin got totally hammered, woke up next to a monkey and decided he had to come up with a theory to make it all okay.
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