Roddy Piper Quotes
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Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.
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Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?
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Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk with anything, either male or female?
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Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?
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My business in the beginning was very lawless and the more trouble I go into, the more the promoters liked me back then. I was on the front page for doing something wrong, the arena was full. Then, all of a sudden, everything changed somehow and they put rules in. You put rules in a gunfight? I'm not so good at following those rules. I don't' know what will happen at WrestleMania.
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You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!
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Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?
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I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.
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Wrestling and acting couldn't be anymore different in terms of what it takes to entertain. Wrestling is explosion, acting is implosion. One really screws up the other.
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Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.
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Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.
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I never envisioned myself being a film star at all. Most people know that pro wrestling is a little bit of an accident for me. I never really had any real aspirations of being in front of a camera.
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Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?
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You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.
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He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers.
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Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!
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Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.
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I think that I just wasn't brought up under any rules, and I think that made me a little different and people wanted to look up to that or aspire to that, and that makes me very grateful.
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I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.
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I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!
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Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.
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I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.
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My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.
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Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?
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Fighting is not internal, but it can be very spiritual. Everything acting is internal. One of my problems in making the transition is pulling back, but I'm working on it.
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I like the fact that I can go away and lose myself so I don't have to live in the world of courage that everyone else does. I like creating, it's what I do, and acting allows me to stretch all those different muscles in all kinds of ways. That's pretty cool.
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Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.
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I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.
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I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.
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He's as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!
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