• I just went to work for a vampire, was scared by a spider, and got knocked down by a tanning bomb. And that’s just my day, not my week.

    Rachel Caine: I just went to work for a vampire, was scared by a spider, and got knocked down by a tanning bomb. And that’s just my day, not my week.
    Rachel Caine (2010). “The Morganville Vampires:”, p.1661, Penguin