• Wearing a hat implies that you are bald if you are a man and that your hair is dirty if you are a woman.

    P. J. O'Rourke: Wearing a hat implies that you are bald if you are a man and that your hair is dirty if you are a woman.
    P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.25, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.