P. J. O'Rourke Quotes About Animal
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You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
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In the wake of Animal House, the stock briefly and quite wrongly shot up. So I love that movie.
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In the wake of Animal House, all of us at the Lampoon had a lot of Hollywood opportunities. We could definitely get people to return phone calls.
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There's not a woman in the book, the plot hinges on unkindness to animals, and the black characters mostly drown by Chapter 29.
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To mistrust science and deny the validity of the scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You'd better go look for work as a plant or wild animal.
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I bought my first house because of Animal House.
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Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
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