ᐅ I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon. – Nick Offerman | QuotesTrue.com

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I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon.

Nick Offerman

Reddit AMA, www.reddit.com. August 31, 2012.

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