Mignon McLaughlin Quotes About Funny
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Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't.
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Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it.
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Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.
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It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.
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A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.
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Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.
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Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.
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What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures.
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All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.
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